Jim's TOP TEN

SZSEZ's Top Ten REJECTED New Motel Names

By Jim Szantor

10.  Doze Inn

   9.  Slumber Party

   8.  The iPillow Pod

   7.  No-Wake Zone

   6.  Forty Winks Plus Tax

   5.  No-Roach Motel

   4.  Mattress Mambo Inn

   3.  It IZzzzz what it IZzzzz

   2.   Snooze Break

         . . . and the most quickly rejected of Jim's suggested new motel names . . . 

   1.  Jimbo's Cut-Rate Sleeping Bag

                                                                 Copyright 2011 Jim Szantor